i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
