What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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