Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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