Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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