yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
And then he peed in my hair
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