Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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