It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
What a dumb baby whore.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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