You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
too bad you live with your parents still
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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