Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you win again, gameday.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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