Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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