And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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