u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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