Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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