On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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