i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.