I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester