I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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