wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Found your dick twin last night
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just want to make out with him forever
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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