wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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