this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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