Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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