Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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