it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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