When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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