I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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