Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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