I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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