he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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