with your own penis?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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