Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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