I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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