If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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