yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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