i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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