Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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