So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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