fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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