i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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