Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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