Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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