in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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