Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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