been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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