It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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