But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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