Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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