these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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