new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You're breaking my sexual little heart