Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..