You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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