god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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