You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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