Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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