She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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