Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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