when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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