After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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