you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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