I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
worst night to have a conscience
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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